[The Chaser]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three would wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4 inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you. Then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.

I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat,he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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