[The Chaser]

There's this guy who loves his girlfriend so much he decides to have her name tattooed on his *bleep*. It said "WY" when it was soft, and "Wendy" when it was hard.

A few months later the couple get married. For their honeymoon they take a trip to a Caribbean island resort. Once there, they decide to go to a nude beach.

While strolling on the beach, the guy sees a local man with the letters "WY" on his *bleep* too. The tourist walks up to the local, points at tattoo on his unit and asks, "Hey, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"

The man says with a thick Island accent, "No mon, mine says, 'Welcome To The Island, Have A Nice Day'."
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