[The Chaser]

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with
this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to
enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline
the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for £10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR £10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS NOW WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . .


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!
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Flair for show nutz for dough...better to be lucky than good

[psychodave]

So true lol yet another Brilliant moral chaser
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"The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one. " IN HOC SIGNO VINCES "