[The Chaser]

A fly is hovering above a river.

A salmon sees the fly and thinks to himself, "If that fly drops another 6 inches, I've got dinner".

A bear on the river bank spots the salmon and thinks, "If the fly drop 6 inches the salmon will leap out the water, I can swipe it and I've got dinner".

Meanwhile there is a hunter hidden in the bushes close to the river bank and he thinks, "If the fly drops 6 inches the salmon will get the fly and the bear will get the salmon and I have a perfect shot at the bear".

A few feet away from the hunter a mouse is watching and thinks, "If the fly drops 6 inches, the salmon will leap out the water, the bear will catch the salmon and the hunter will fire at the bear. The force of the shot will cause him to drop the cheese sandwich that's sticking out of his pocket and I'll have dinner".

Behind the mouse a feral cat is also watching and thinks to himself, "If the fly drops 6 inches the salmon will get the fly, the bear will get the salmon, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will get the cheese sandwich and I'll pounce on the mouse".

Anyway, the fly drops 6 inches, the salmon leaps out the water, the bear snatches the salmon, the hunter shoots at the bear and drops the sandwich, the mouse goes for the sandwich and the cat pounces for the mouse but misses and slides down the bank into the river.

And the moral of the story is...













When the fly drops 6 inches, the p ussy always gets wet!
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