[The Chaser]

parrott!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a

repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day,

she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the

mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,

and I'll mail you a check ."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike.

He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT,

under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT;

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the

following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking

dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog

just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go

about his work.






The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with

his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the

repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"





To which the parrot replied,

"Get him, Spike!"


See - Men just don't listen!
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