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Cruise Diary

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise

ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and

make-up. I'm really excited.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful

and we saw some whales and dolphins.

What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I

met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice

man.

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DEAR DIARY DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did

some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off

the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his

table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a

wonderful time. He is a very attractive and

attentive gentleman.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about

$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him

in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete

with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the


night but I declined. I told him there was no way I

could be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little

sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and

spend the rest of the day inside.. The Captain saw

me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a

charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him

for the night and again I declined. He told me that

if I didn't let him have his way with me he would

sink the ship. I was appalled.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.
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May all your cards be live and your pots be monsters! Mike Sexton.