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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: Did You Know? |
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Norway in the 11th century was ruled for 3 years by a DOG.
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Rails Full House


Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 1635 Location: St. Annes
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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"Pumpernickel" means "Devil's Fart" in German
lol _________________ I don't lie, I just like to bluff a lot! |
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Rails Full House


Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 1635 Location: St. Annes
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Also.....this Friday it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
You're supposed to replace "Hello" with "Ahoy, Me Hearty" _________________ I don't lie, I just like to bluff a lot! |
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
How do you even find that out. lol. _________________ the star of cctv will be watching you! |
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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A new way to lose calories
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
More to come.........
Feel free to put your own. _________________ the star of cctv will be watching you! |
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The Chaser The Nuts


Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 11869 Location: Blackpool
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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97.3% of statistics are made up on the spot _________________ Flair for show nutz for dough...better to be lucky than good |
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psychodave The Nuts


Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 6618 Location: I AM NUTS
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon. _________________ "The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one. " IN HOC SIGNO VINCES " |
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psychodave The Nuts


Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 6618 Location: I AM NUTS
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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A giraffe can clean its ears with its 50cm (20 in) tongue. _________________ "The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one. " IN HOC SIGNO VINCES " |
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Staticman Straight


Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 982 Location: Bristol
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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| psychodave wrote: | | A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon. |
Not true, fruit flys were the first animals in space, followed by a monkey, than a mouse and then dogs before Laika the dog became the first animal in Orbit.
Sorry to kill the fun. _________________ I'm not tight; I just don't get pocket aces every hand. |
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PeeKay The Nuts


Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 9411 Location: Blackpool
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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The most bee stings survived by one person is 2,243!!
Ouch! _________________ Some people are born with greatness, others have it thrust upon them. I on the other hand have abit of both  |
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PeeKay The Nuts


Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 9411 Location: Blackpool
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ants don't die in the microwave because they can find the cool areas!
Very clever....don't go trying it though. _________________ Some people are born with greatness, others have it thrust upon them. I on the other hand have abit of both  |
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Staticman Straight


Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 982 Location: Bristol
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Trevor Francis was not the first million pound footballer and only cost £999 999* as Brian Clough didn't want the milestone going to the players head.
*Is over £million if you include taxes. _________________ I'm not tight; I just don't get pocket aces every hand. |
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Staticman Straight


Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 982 Location: Bristol
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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[citation needed] _________________ I'm not tight; I just don't get pocket aces every hand. |
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
Does that mean if you’re ambidextrous you split the difference? _________________ the star of cctv will be watching you! |
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: |
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A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
I wonder who was paid to figure that out? _________________ the star of cctv will be watching you! |
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cctv The Nuts


Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 17493 Location: blackpool/cleveleys
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Polar bears are left-handed.
If they were smarter then they would learn to be right handed so they could live longer. lol. _________________ the star of cctv will be watching you! |
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the reverend Straight


Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Posts: 1185 Location: blackpool
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| that by all the laws of aerodynamics a bummble bee cant possibly fly. |
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Staticman Straight


Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 982 Location: Bristol
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Staticman Straight


Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 982 Location: Bristol
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| cctv wrote: | Polar bears are left-handed.
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Left pawed, surely? _________________ I'm not tight; I just don't get pocket aces every hand. |
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