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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Did You Know? Reply with quote

Norway in the 11th century was ruled for 3 years by a DOG.


LMAO
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Pumpernickel" means "Devil's Fart" in German

lol
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also.....this Friday it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day.


You're supposed to replace "Hello" with "Ahoy, Me Hearty"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


How do you even find that out. lol.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A new way to lose calories


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


More to come.........

Feel free to put your own.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

97.3% of statistics are made up on the spot
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 50cm (20 in) tongue.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

psychodave wrote:
A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon.


Not true, fruit flys were the first animals in space, followed by a monkey, than a mouse and then dogs before Laika the dog became the first animal in Orbit.

Sorry to kill the fun.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The most bee stings survived by one person is 2,243!!

Ouch!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ants don't die in the microwave because they can find the cool areas!

Very clever....don't go trying it though.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trevor Francis was not the first million pound footballer and only cost £999 999* as Brian Clough didn't want the milestone going to the players head.

*Is over £million if you include taxes.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[citation needed]
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.


Does that mean if you’re ambidextrous you split the difference?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.


I wonder who was paid to figure that out?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polar bears are left-handed.


If they were smarter then they would learn to be right handed so they could live longer. lol.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that by all the laws of aerodynamics a bummble bee cant possibly fly.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the reverend wrote:
that by all the laws of arodynamics a bummble bee cant possibly fly.


http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/March00/APS_Wang.hrs.html
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cctv wrote:
Polar bears are left-handed.




Left pawed, surely?
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