Royal Flush Towers
Here at Royal Flush Towers, the luxurious HQ's of AWOP where the big cheeses sit in their plush penthouses and dictate policy to us lowly hacks slaving away in the basement, it must be reported that I have recently been hauled upstairs and given a severe dressing down by one of the principal Stiltons here for writing articles which don't come anywhere close to reality in the real poker world.
I'm not going to name any names - well, not without a pretty substantial bribe - but you can rest assured that I have every intention of continuing to follow in the finest traditions of fearless publishing by carrying on regardless. No writer worth his salt would give in to such dictats and I shall stick rigidly to the sacred principles of journalistic tradition in which all the facts of the case are virtually ignored (or at least distorted out of recognition), where lies and half truths will be commonplace and where reality cannot be allowed to get in the way of a good story. I know you would expect nothing less.
Heaven knows how the Big Cheddars will take to this show of defiance, you'll just have to keep watching this space, but I suppose it's unlikely that I'll be allowed a second helping of gruel this week.
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